After seeing @LeVostreGC’s Chaucerian translation of that catchy 60’s theme from the Spider-Man cartoon, I took a swing at what he’d look like.
Spydere man spydere man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo anon comth spydere man
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